The Austin Powers actress has revealed that every man she has ever going out with is scared of spiders. Yes all of them.
Liz said to the Daily Express: “Every man I’ve been involved with is terrified of spiders. They all scream like little girls if I dangle one near them.”
Hugh Grant we can imagine doing the special spider dance while squealing, but cricketer Shane Warne seems a bit too manly to have arachnophobia?
Surely he would just hit it with his cricket racket?
Also what is Liz doing dangling spiders on people’s faces? That’s not a very lovely way to wake someone up in the morning.
Maybe it’s the latest celebrity craze, which would at least explain that photo of Katy Perry.
Liz isn’t immune to strange fears either: “At the Cotswold Country Fair I came face to face with some very sinister ferrets. I had terrifying ferrety nightmares for weeks.”
Terrifying ferrets? What were they doing at the country fair that was so terrifying? Ferrets are just hairy, sleep a lot and smell bad, kind of like a teenage boyfriend.
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